Belinda: A Short Anthology of Haikus Commemorating Great Memories in Time and Space Collection

Justin Bieber's wife,
That is what you are to me,
Child molester.
-nickeris ho

Belinda is sick.
She has controllable 'rettes,
But that's not Tourettes!
-nickeris ho

Why are these fries cold?
I will tell you why, my dear.
UGH, FISTFUL OF FRIES!!!
-nickeris ho